chemistryruleus:

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  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

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for-your-malice:

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

This is really important and nice though

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phauxxx:

briandecker:

This guy had his wife make a bite impression in clay for me to cut into his shoulder. Cutting/removal scarification by Brian Decker of Pure Body Arts.

love this

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dutchster:

masturbation is a touchy subject

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#americandream (en San Ysidro Port Of Entry)

#comiccon (en San Diego Convention Center)

#volunteer #thewalkingdeadescape Ni se que pedo pero aqui ando (en Petco Park)

rapewhistled:

what r u trying to do lil partner

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